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Bad Album Cover.  

10) (-) Queen - "The Miracle". [38 votes]

Big time Charlies Queen with the ghastly, horrific, nightmare inducing cover for "The Miracle". As Queen themselves once said in their greatest hit, Bohemian Rhapsody ... "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

Selected comments from voters ...
"I'm a Queen fan, and even I have to say that this is a terrible, scary cover!" J.B. - (UK).

"105. Mostly because they have NO EXCUSE, lots of money and many many people went through the process of creating this, and NO ONE stopped it." ? (Unknown)

and a few from the Queen intelligentsia!

"Queen kicks ass you fxxking moron, and there cover, The Miracle, is very original, WHAT FxxKING RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO FxxKING INSULT THERE(sic) COVER, PRICK BOY, I WOULD WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE A BETTER COVER, THERE COVER IS COOL, ARE YOU STUPID? GO GET A REAL JOB YOU FxxKING NERD LOSER." Matt.

"You're page sucks, Queen is the best You're a really (sic) idiot Fxxk you" Lionel Pastellof.

"Queen IS The Best You're a really idiot Greenday was right , you're a classic "American Idiot" - Lionel Pastellof has another attempt at constructing a sentence!

Just to set the record straight Lionel, I am an ENGLISH idiot! (webmaster)

"FxxKER. What the fxxk is Queen's 'The Miracle' and 'A Kind Of Magic' sleeves up there for? All the other bands are one-hit wonders, or non-hit musicians... but Queen is big! Seems to me someone is homophobic." Jacob Britt

So anyone who suggests that any of Queen's album covers are less than perfect is homophobic? ...er righty-ho Jacob, if you say so!-) ... as for one hit / non hit wonders, the Beatles? John Lennon? Black Sabbath? Van Halen? Abba? the Scorpions? Ethel Merman? the Village People? Millie Jackson? The Seekers? Bay City Rollers? and so on. Somehow, I don't think so! (webmaster)

Listen you sick f*kking c*nt - the one thing you will never undertsand is how Queen fukking rock and you never will, so take those covers down u homophobbic faggot!!!!!!!! John Edwards

"Homophobbic [sic] faggot"? ... Do you know what an oxymoron is John?... I guess not! (webmaster)

Here's some more wit from the Queen fan club's answer to Oscar Wilde ...

My dear sir-- the only exemoron [sic] i see around here is the same face you see in the mirror when you shave your balls!?!?!

And i just saw that Scoprions [sic] - ! All i see is a beautifull [sic] depiction of the human female form --- have you got a problem with that? don't ell me you wouldn't bang her yrself - or are your even more of a faggot than i f*cking assume!!. ???

Before I come round and wipe my ass on yr face...

Er, thankyou for that John. You sound like a jolly interesting chap, with such a great sense of humour too! (webmaster)

BAD ALBUM COVER?
THE MIRACLE ALBUM COVER IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT COVER OF ALL TIMES. IT SHOWS THE TRUTH. 4 HEADS OF 4 DISTINCT AND INTELLIGENT PERSONS UNITED AS ONE. IT MEANS THE UNION OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND. QUEEN IS THE GREATEST FUCKIN' ROCK BAND THERE EVER WAS OR EVER WILL BE AND THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT! IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT, YOU ARE A DONKEY! FUCK YOU! CLERTO MARTINS.
     
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